Saturday, February 12, 2022

Today is my lucky day

Chair Saddam sat in
during his trial
It doesn’t get any better than this. I opened my spam email today and discovered I’ve won gift cards from Bank of America, T-Mobile, Sam’s, Best Buy and Costco! And, so that I look good doing all that, I can get discount invisible aligners with my new Mastercard! However, I have to move fast to not miss out on my senior perks or fear I miss out on some vague number of limited prizes. I should probably consider buying a lottery ticket, huh? 

Saddam swung here

Even better than that, though, is the fact that I’m officially four weeks from finishing this last class, which is killing me. It’s this whole “theoretical framework” kind of thing and I live and work in the real world. It just doesn’t work like that, which makes it frustrating. I’ve selected a real issue but the whole “let’s go through this pretend exercise like it would really work” is futile. I know how I would approach the problem if I had the power to fix it, and it’s not theoretical.

I hate it so very much but I can see the end. What’s somewhat ironic is that after I finish this, I have five days off of classes before I begin a new certificate program. This one is through work and is only two months long. It’s a diversity and inclusion certification through Cornell. I’m going to be the most educated person without a Ph.D. Maybe one day I will use some of this knowledge. Inchallah.

Last stairs Saddam climbed 

Right now, it’s tough coming up for air. Work is insane because we’re doing a staffing review on top of everything else. I’m up for this since I am weirdly stoked by HR stuff (hence the pursuit of a second masters’ degree) but I work in a place where the right hand doesn’t speak to the left hand. It’s kind of frightening with your HR department asks you what your staffing situation is. You’d think they’d know. I sent a query for something, say X, to the head office and got back an email asking me for X. Sigh. Fun project.

In other news at work, I got to take a short field trip. It was the third time I’ve been allowed to leave the walls of the 100 Acre Sandbox and the destination was closer than the other two times but oh man, it was far more fascinating. Our office is located at the site of one of Saddam Hussein’s former palaces, and it’s next door to the court where he was tried. Presently, there’s a small museum that houses a bunch of artifacts related to his case.

By that I mean it’s mostly paperwork – paperwork used to convict him. Evidence, like rosters of people he’d executed, pictures of mass graves and records from trial. They even showed us seven containers (think semi-truck) that were still filled with paperwork that they had yet to record, and a storage room filled with shelves upon shelves of boxes containing files. It was just so sad. 

In addition to the paperwork, though, they had the gallows where he had been executed, complete with “FBI evidence” sticker on it. There was a replica of his hidey-hole (which was underground), and several display cases of the stuff with him when they found him. Think Q-tips, prayer beads and corn pads. They also had the clothes he was wearing as well as his sunglasses and knife. It was really creepy. 

Torture chamber used by 
Saddam's son to punish
Olmpic athlets who
didn't perform well.
There was also an iron maiden-type torture device that one of Saddam’s sons found at their Olympic training center. He tortured athletes and fed poor performers to the tigers. The device on display was an iron cage, and he would lock people in and hang in in the sun like some giant Christmas ornament, or hook up to electricity and shock them. There was still electrical tape on it.

That was just a very bad family.

Then we went into the courthouse, which hasn’t been used as a courthouse since 2012. I can see it from the embassy and wondered what it was, although people probably have told me before. I mean, this place is literally right across the street from the 100 Acre Sandbox. That street is al-Kindi and the traffic just zooms by. Anyway, both the museum and the old courthouse as essentially in the same place and the museum will eventually move into the same building.

Like in Belarus (and I guess a lot of Soviet countries), defendants are kept in cages, but unlike the Soviet ones, they are merely playpens and not the whole cage. In this courtroom, there were four rows of cages, each with two seats.  He showed us the one where Saddam was caged, next to, I guess, his attorney. Apparently Saddam had told that guy for years to burn the evidence, but he didn’t and that’s what got him convicted. 


View from front
View from rear

In the Iraqi court, the judge (and maybe jury?) sit on a raised platform. There’s a “scales of justice” thing on the back end of the wall. To the judge’s right, there’s a long row for the prosecution and o the judges left, there’s what looks like a large changing room. It is a box with curtains; it’s the witness stand. The entryway to the witness stand is from the next room over; it’s so that the witness can be hidden from the view of the defendants, who sit in their caged playpens in front of the judge.

There are no observers in the courtroom; instead, there are two rooms at the very back, one on that floor and one on the floor up. (Speaking of which, there is no elevator in the building and I think we went up five floors to get to the top.)