Sunday, December 19, 2021

Baghdad ranks a 9 out of 10

Baghdad is a bit different than the last time I was here; the numbers have been cut and COVID lingered for awhile, pulling people off the streets and shuttering the social things like exercise class. One of my favorite things before was sitting with random people in the cafeteria, but now people social distance so there’s none of that.

Still, it’s really good to be back and earning the big money again, although with the social stuff only starting to come back, it can set up some boring evenings. Fortunately (or not), I’ve had a heavy workload, working 9-10 hours days for the first couple of months.

Plus, there’s been this side hustle of working on a second masters degree, this time in HR. My goal for this is to be able to check a box that says “I have an degree in HR,” and a masters seemed like a quicker route.

I started last March, I think it was, in a program out of Champlain College (Vermont) that offers discounted federal rates. At the time, I knew Baghdad was in the pipeline so I opted to take out a student loan; I will then qualify for the student loan repayment program.

The program is a total of 10 classes and required me to pick a certificate in addition to HR. I can’t remember what the other options were, but I went with leadership because the others sounded like they’d be unrelated to the Department of State. Well, as it turns out, “leadership” was “shared leadership,” and DoS is about the most hierarchical organization on the planet. The classes have been entirely unrelatable, to the point of, in one discussion (a post I had to do once a week) I responded to the question of “how does shared leadership fit in your organization” by quoting Luke Skywalker. He once said something like, “If there’s a bright spot in the universe, you’re on the planet that it’s farthest from.” I said that was as far as my organization was from embracing shared leadership.

Still, with only four classes in the certificate program (which is guess is a minor for your masters), I stuck with it, somehow landing As even though I didn’t “get” the material. I mean, I understand it theoretically but I don’t see it playing out.

Anyway, this last class about killed me. I’m so glad it’s over.

For the first 8 weeks of the entire program – that’s how long the classes take – I took one class. This was when I was in Minsk, and I figured I could manage two classes at a time. I tried it and did fine – got two As – and realized for the next two 8-week terms I’d be in America for part of the time, so I doubled up again and again. That left two more classes prior to the “capstone,” which is supposed to be the last one. I looked at the calendar and realized that even though I’d be in Baghdad (and therefore have a brutal workload), I would not take and R&R until January, which meant that I’d have nothing to do outside work. So I doubled up again, which was horrific but with only eight weeks, there’s no turning back.

And now, I’ve done 9 out of 10, with the capstone project (whatever the heck that is) the only thing left. When I signed on to Baghdad, I hoped to do some big and fun R&Rs, but since that last eight weeks starts the same day the charter flight to DC departs, I figured I’d just go to America for my first R&R. It’s boring, but I couldn’t risk having crappy internet for the first three weeks of the class.

So bring on America and bring on the last class. I’m 90 percent done and can see the finish line